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(oh god I am writing another shitty crack fic. I apologize in advance. yes there is swearing)
JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, I HATE FUCKING HOMEWORK, WHY CAN'T I JUST HAVE A SEXY ANIME GUY THE SKY HEY~! You sing this while you do your torturous biology homework. Then all of a sudden.
PRUSSIA FALLS FROM THE FUCKING CEILING.
"HOLY FUCK THE JINGLE BELLS SONG WORKED. NOW I SHALL TRY TO SUMMON SATAN~!"
"Wait before you summon the dark overload. why not have a sloppy makeouts with me." He says winking.
"TAKE ME."
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The Nordics x Reader: Merry 4th of July!
You woke to the loud banging of a fist on your door. You groaned and laid your head back down on the cool pillow. You sighed as your fan blew in your face, as if it was pushing you to get up and answer the door. Instead, you simply turned your head the other way and tried to go back to sleep.
"(y/n)! I know you're in there, open up!" Mathias yelled, and continued to bang on the door.
"M-Mathias, I don't think that's a good idea.... What if she's sleeping?" A stuttering Tino asked.
"Well then she's gonna wake up!" He exclaimed to his brother, and steadily banged his fist on the door. You angrily swung the door open, to see t
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~*~Hetalia X Reader~*~
~*~Hetalia X Reader~*~
WARNING
This is nothing but pure crack! Read at your own risk!
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"Hey," (Name) said to the ex-country, Prussia.
"Vat?" He asked.
Poker-faced, the girl replied, "Shut the fuck up."
"Vhy should I?"
"Cause you're a bitch."
"Like hell I am!"
Prussia stood up and walked away with a "Humph!".
"What a pussy," (Name) muttered under her breath. She skipped merrily out of the German's house and suddenly ran across the street yelling, "We're all going to be abducted by aliens!!!"
She closed her eyes and let nature guide her way. Of course, she ended up running into a tree and falling flat on her back.
Italy just so ha
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Hetalia x Reader: Otak-WHO?
Japan called her an Otaku, but you called her a maniac. She had swept into the World Meeting one day, revealing a stash of blackmail material from an anime called 'Hetalia', forcing all of the countries to their knees. After, of course, several of the less gullible countries had called her bluff.
(Although it had been rather comical. For you. After all, who knew Germany wore pink boxers? Although he swore afterwards it was a gift from Feliciano.)
Now, a group of countries were gathered at her house after receiving 'invitations' (read: threats) to her big birthday bash. And, blimey, this girl could put America's parties to shame (and that bo
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so much regret this is what I turn into at 12 am,
=hetalia
you are owned by Prussia
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What in the actual fuck