More bad pick-up lines~Dave X Reader

(so I decided to write another one heh. So in this is sorta of a sequel to the last one. Except for the reader isn't dating John this time. John just wants to get revenge for the bad pick -up lines. Yeah there is swearing.)

~John's p.o.v.~

Dave may have set you up with the love of your life but those pick-up lines were just dreadful. I mean who comes up with that shit. (the author is sweating nervously ). Wait I HAVE A PLAN. Oh this is going to be the greatest prank ever~! Giving the Strider a taste of his own medicine.

~Normal no one p.o.v.~

"Hey Dave. I have a plan to set you up with (Y/n)." John says.

"Yeah Right?"

"No seriously I talked with (y/n). She said that she loves Pick-up lines. I asked her what her turn-ons are."

"Really?"

"Yeah I wrote a few down for you."

"And why should I use these?"

"Because Pick-up lines worked for me."

"Fine I guess I will try." He says adjusting his shades.

                                                          ~Timeskip~

Dave sees you putting books in your locker and he decides to approach you.

"Hey Strider. Sup?"

"If you were a booger I would pick you first." He says. Then there is an awkward silence.

"Gross. You pick your nose."

"No I Don't. Ok next line."

"What?"

"I will have you screaming some sick beats later tonight."

"Um...What?"

"My Foot-long isn't 5 dollars,it is free."

"Strider. What the-"

"Are you a toilet seat because my ass is going to be all over your face......WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE GOD DAMMIT EGBERT."

You start laughing so hard. Tears are coming out of your eyes.

"What are you laughing at?"

"I'm sorry it just is...JOHN TRICKED YOU AND THOSE LINES WERE SO..." You can't even finish your sentence you are laughing too hard.

"Well now isn't this ironic. John tricked me with my prank."

"Why did you even say those pick-up lines to me in the first place?"

"Because I like you."

"Oh."

"I bet you don't want to go out with m-" You cut off Dave by kissing him.

"Sure I will go out with you."

"Ah Yes."