National shipping day~Sollux X reader

(aka valentines day and I have got to stop putting Nepeta in my stories XD. yeah there is swearing)

'Fuck. It's Valentines day and Nepeta has gone fucking crazy. Hell she is shipping a garbage can with the floor. I have to avoid her and anyone else today cause she will find anyone and everything to ship me with.' Yep It is that time of year. Nepeta usually isn't that crazy but Valentines day is probably the one day she lets it all out. You are walking through the halls of the school trying to avoid everyone and it is lunch time.

"(Y/N)~! I HAVE FOUND YOU~!" She says then goes into mad laughter.

"Shit."

"Aren't all the ships beautiful. I have to find someone for you~!"

"Yeah right as if I am attracted to anyone." Just as you say that Sollux walks by and from Nepeta's current insanity she grabs him.

"(Y/N) I FOUND SOMEONE PURRFECT FOR YOU."

"WHAT???!?!" He says all confused.

"Nepeta. What the actual fuck? Let go of him."

"SHIPS. THE GREAT ONE SAYS IT SHALL BE CANON."

"Is she high?" Sollux asks with his lisp which the author is too lazy to type out.

"I don't think so unless you can be high off the power of shipping." You try not to laugh at that dumbass joke you just made.

"Wait maybe if I walk off she will let you go?" You say trying to get out of the situation or should I say shiptuation (the author punches herself.) You attempt to walk off but before you can Nepeta grabs you and handcuff you to Sollux.

"WHAT THE FUCK? WHERE DID YOU GET HANDCUFFS FROM?" You and Sollux say simultaneously.

"The ship shall be canon." Nepeta whispers and then she runs off leaving you still handcuffed.

"Well shit."

"At least we have our next class together." Sollux says.

"Yeah. But what the hell will everyone say about us being handcuffed."

"They will probably think Nepeta has gotten to us. You do realize we aren't her first victims."

"Yeah she completely snapped."

"Well I guess this isn't too bad."

"Why is that?" You say.

"I could have been handcuffed to someone worse."

"HA LIKE ERIDAN."

"Exactly."

"That would have been very funny though."

"Fuck off."

"Hehe."

Then there is an awkward silence cause you guys have no idea what the fuck to talk about.

"There is about 10 minutes of lunch left, Do you want to try to hunt down Nepeta?" You say.

"No. I'm good."

"Why?!!???!? I thought you didn't want to be handcuffed."

"It's not that bad. You're nice so yeah."

"Ok then?"

"Ugh. Do I have to spell it out. I am flushed for you." He says blushing.

"OH. I'm stupid.....wait WHAT!" Your face turns bright red.

Nepeta appears out of the corner and starts chanting Otp otp otp.

"Wait did you set this whole thing up?"

"Really I did?" The sarcasm in his voice was clear enough that he did.

"You know you could have just told me?"

"But that wouldn't have been any fun."

"Just kiss already." Nepeta says.