Prank gone wrong~Romania X Reader

(a request for yeah there is swearing.) 

You are the country of (y/n). You were at a world meeting but it was break time. So you were standing in the halls of the building listening to music. Then your friend, Romania decides to approach you. 

"Hey (y/n)."

"Sup."

"Uh....you have a spider in your hair." And with that your eyes light up and you start to panic. 

"WHAT? FUCK. GET IT OUT. GET IT OUT. GET IT OUT. GET IT OUT NOW." You start screaming.

"I think you should get it out yourself." He smiles weakly.

"DO I NEED TO MOTHER FUCKING REPEAT MY SELF. GET THIS TINY BITCH OFF ME BEFORE IT FUCKING BITES ME AND RELEASES IT POISONOUS VENOM FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL INSIDE ME."

                                                                      ~meanwhile in the other room~

"Should we check on them. (y/n) sounds she is having hell of a time." England says. 

"No. Let the lovers figure it out." 

"DUDES IS (Y/N) GETTING RAPED OUT THERE OR SOMETHING? I'M GOING TO GO CHECK." America barges the door open. "THE HERO IS HERE TO SAVE THE.........So you guys aren't having sex?" 

"NO WE ARE FUCKING NOT GET THIS FUCKING SPIDER OUT OF MY HAIR BECAUSE FUCKING TWILIGHT BITCH OVER HERE WON'T." 

"(Y/n) there is no spider in your hair." 

"What?" You snap your neck towards Romania. "Is what the fat asshole said true?" You say with a dark aura forming around you. 

"Yes. Hehe April fools day?" He says sweating.

"You are so dead." You say with a murderous look in your eyes.