The Master Thief~Hetalia X Reader ch. 4

(yes there is swearing).

'Fuck I have to find a way to get out of this jail cell.' 

'oh~! I have a plan'

You attempt to kick the bars down but you fail stupidly cause that is not physically possible. But now you have a better plan.

"um...you guys I have to pee like really bad. can I please use a bathroom."

"Pee in the jail cell for all I care." Austria says.

"I WILL FUCKING PISS ON ALL OF YOU IF YOU DON'T ESCORT ME TO A BATHROOM RIGHT NOW."

"Fine I will take you to a bathroom." Eyebrows says.

"ohohnohnhohnh (still cant do the fucking laugh right). England don't try anything funny with her~!" the French pervert says.

"FUCK OFF FRANCE." He yells.

He unlocks my jail cell and in that second I punch him in the face and run.

"MOVE OUT OF MY WAY FUCKERS." You yell punching and kicking your way through the crowd of countries.

"Someone fucking catch her."

BAM! YOU ARE HIT IN THE FACE WITH A PIPE.

"Thank you Russia." America says.

                                                            ~timeskip brought to you by nap time~

"OW WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCK HEADS KNOCKED ME OUT." You yell rubbing you head

"Russia did it." One of them says.

"OK WHOEVER IS RUSSIA I AM GOING TO BEAT THE SH-NEVER MIND. I TAKE THAT BACK AHAHAH." You take one look at the Russian and you are immediately scared so you shut the fuck up about wanting to beat the shit out of him.

"(f/n) (l/n) has been charged with many robberies we will have a trial tomorrow to decide if she is innocent or guilty" A man with a Spanish accent says.