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What happens after a prank~Eren Jaeger X Reader

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( a request for :iconrandom-animefan: yeah some swearing) 

Why the fuck did you think it was a good idea to prank your superior? Well you never think clearly when you are with your friends. Now you Sasha, Connie, and Eren were stuck on cleaning duty for the next week. Stupid Corporal Shorty and his cleaning obsession. What was this prank you pulled? I bet you are wondering. Well........it wasn't even that bad in your opinion. 


                                                                                        ~flashback~
 "It is April fools day and you know what that means." Sasha says. 

"PRANKSSSSSSSSS." Connie says. 

"Whatever it is. I don't want to get involved." You say unimpressed.

"Come on (y/n). It will be fun." Eren says. Ugh. You couldn't say no to him. You kind of had a little crush on him. 

"Fine. What is the Prank?" 

"Well we are going to prank Corporal Levi by....." You interrupt. 

"Wait hold the fuck up. You are thinking of pranking...him...." 

"Yeah we have a good idea. I mean what is the worst that could happen." Connie says. 

"Well I don't know maybe he will make us clean so much that we will be pissing Windex and shitting out soap bars." 

"Ok so the prank is we will sneak into his office and-"

"Do you want a fucking death wish." 

"STOP INTERRUPTING ME DAMMIT." Sasha yells. "Now I was saying, We sneak into his office and paint his bar of soap with nail polish so it won't lather and then he will go to use the hand sanitizer but it won't be filled with hand sanitizer it will be filled with coconut juice." 

"Uh....won't he realize that it doesn't look like hand sanitizer." 

"Don't be a killjoy (y/n)" Connie says. 

"I have everything ready. (y/n),you just need to sneak in his office and put it there." Eren says. 

"Wait why me?" 

"Because we said so." Connie says. 

"Ugh. Fine. Assholes if i die. Tell my mother I love her.....wait she's dead nevermind." You start laughing at your own bad joke no one finds funny. 

                                                                              ~to Levi's office bathroom~

You use your ninja moves and shit to put everything in place. That is when you hear the door in the next room open. 'SHIT IS THAT HIM. I AM SO DEAD UHH WHERE DO I HIDE? FUCK. I AM SO FUCKED.' You quickly jump in the shower and hide in the curtains. 'Please don't take a shower. Please don't take a shower.' He walks into the bathroom and starts to take shit. It took all of your mental abilities to not barf or scream. Then he walks over to go use the soap. 

"Why the fuck isn't this soap working?" He takes the soap and throws it in the trash. Just then you lose your balance and slip. "SHIT." You accidentally yell. Then Levi pulls open the shower curtain and has a murderous look on your face. Oh boy are you in deep shit now. 

"Why were you spying on me in the bathroom?" He glares. 

"I DIDN'T WANT TO. SASHA, CONNIE AND EREN THEY MADE ME REPLACE THE SOAP AND HAND SANITIZER AND I AM SO FUCKING SORRY. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME. PLEASE." 

                                                                                 ~back to current time~

OK, So that was pretty bad. "This was your fault." You glare at your friends. 

"Hey. I am not the one who said you had to watch the Corporal take a shit." Eren says. 

"NEVER MENTION THAT AGAIN. If it wasn't for my crush on you we wouldn't be in this situation........." 

"Crush??!?!??!?!" All three of them say at the same time. 

"CRAP. I SAID THAT OUT LOUD. MY GOD I AM HAVING THE WORST OF DAYS." 

"Well if it makes you feel better. I like you too." Eren says then kisses you. 

"HEY BRATS! STOP SUCKING FACE AND GET BACK TO WORK." Connie does an impression of the Corporal.

"WHAT WAS THAT CADET?" The Corporal says walking by.

"NOTHING SIR."
 
I think i got carried away on this one.......


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Natalie4516's avatar
I want to make an internal screaming joke after the Levi took a crap