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Why the fuck did you think it was a good idea to prank your superior? Well you never think clearly when you are with your friends. Now you Sasha, Connie, and Eren were stuck on cleaning duty for the next week. Stupid Corporal Shorty and his cleaning obsession. What was this prank you pulled? I bet you are wondering. Well........it wasn't even that bad in your opinion.
~flashback~
"It is April fools day and you know what that means." Sasha says.
"PRANKSSSSSSSSS." Connie says.
"Whatever it is. I don't want to get involved." You say unimpressed.
"Come on (y/n). It will be fun." Eren says. Ugh. You couldn't say no to him. You kind of had a little crush on him.
"Fine. What is the Prank?"
"Well we are going to prank Corporal Levi by....." You interrupt.
"Wait hold the fuck up. You are thinking of pranking...him...."
"Yeah we have a good idea. I mean what is the worst that could happen." Connie says.
"Well I don't know maybe he will make us clean so much that we will be pissing Windex and shitting out soap bars."
"Ok so the prank is we will sneak into his office and-"
"Do you want a fucking death wish."
"STOP INTERRUPTING ME DAMMIT." Sasha yells. "Now I was saying, We sneak into his office and paint his bar of soap with nail polish so it won't lather and then he will go to use the hand sanitizer but it won't be filled with hand sanitizer it will be filled with coconut juice."
"Uh....won't he realize that it doesn't look like hand sanitizer."
"Don't be a killjoy (y/n)" Connie says.
"I have everything ready. (y/n),you just need to sneak in his office and put it there." Eren says.
"Wait why me?"
"Because we said so." Connie says.
"Ugh. Fine. Assholes if i die. Tell my mother I love her.....wait she's dead nevermind." You start laughing at your own bad joke no one finds funny.
~to Levi's office bathroom~
You use your ninja moves and shit to put everything in place. That is when you hear the door in the next room open. 'SHIT IS THAT HIM. I AM SO DEAD UHH WHERE DO I HIDE? FUCK. I AM SO FUCKED.' You quickly jump in the shower and hide in the curtains. 'Please don't take a shower. Please don't take a shower.' He walks into the bathroom and starts to take shit. It took all of your mental abilities to not barf or scream. Then he walks over to go use the soap.
"Why the fuck isn't this soap working?" He takes the soap and throws it in the trash. Just then you lose your balance and slip. "SHIT." You accidentally yell. Then Levi pulls open the shower curtain and has a murderous look on your face. Oh boy are you in deep shit now.
"Why were you spying on me in the bathroom?" He glares.
"I DIDN'T WANT TO. SASHA, CONNIE AND EREN THEY MADE ME REPLACE THE SOAP AND HAND SANITIZER AND I AM SO FUCKING SORRY. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME. PLEASE."
~back to current time~
OK, So that was pretty bad. "This was your fault." You glare at your friends.
"Hey. I am not the one who said you had to watch the Corporal take a shit." Eren says.
"NEVER MENTION THAT AGAIN. If it wasn't for my crush on you we wouldn't be in this situation........."
"Crush??!?!??!?!" All three of them say at the same time.
"CRAP. I SAID THAT OUT LOUD. MY GOD I AM HAVING THE WORST OF DAYS."
"Well if it makes you feel better. I like you too." Eren says then kisses you.
"HEY BRATS! STOP SUCKING FACE AND GET BACK TO WORK." Connie does an impression of the Corporal.
"WHAT WAS THAT CADET?" The Corporal says walking by.
"NOTHING SIR."
Why the fuck did you think it was a good idea to prank your superior? Well you never think clearly when you are with your friends. Now you Sasha, Connie, and Eren were stuck on cleaning duty for the next week. Stupid Corporal Shorty and his cleaning obsession. What was this prank you pulled? I bet you are wondering. Well........it wasn't even that bad in your opinion.
~flashback~
"It is April fools day and you know what that means." Sasha says.
"PRANKSSSSSSSSS." Connie says.
"Whatever it is. I don't want to get involved." You say unimpressed.
"Come on (y/n). It will be fun." Eren says. Ugh. You couldn't say no to him. You kind of had a little crush on him.
"Fine. What is the Prank?"
"Well we are going to prank Corporal Levi by....." You interrupt.
"Wait hold the fuck up. You are thinking of pranking...him...."
"Yeah we have a good idea. I mean what is the worst that could happen." Connie says.
"Well I don't know maybe he will make us clean so much that we will be pissing Windex and shitting out soap bars."
"Ok so the prank is we will sneak into his office and-"
"Do you want a fucking death wish."
"STOP INTERRUPTING ME DAMMIT." Sasha yells. "Now I was saying, We sneak into his office and paint his bar of soap with nail polish so it won't lather and then he will go to use the hand sanitizer but it won't be filled with hand sanitizer it will be filled with coconut juice."
"Uh....won't he realize that it doesn't look like hand sanitizer."
"Don't be a killjoy (y/n)" Connie says.
"I have everything ready. (y/n),you just need to sneak in his office and put it there." Eren says.
"Wait why me?"
"Because we said so." Connie says.
"Ugh. Fine. Assholes if i die. Tell my mother I love her.....wait she's dead nevermind." You start laughing at your own bad joke no one finds funny.
~to Levi's office bathroom~
You use your ninja moves and shit to put everything in place. That is when you hear the door in the next room open. 'SHIT IS THAT HIM. I AM SO DEAD UHH WHERE DO I HIDE? FUCK. I AM SO FUCKED.' You quickly jump in the shower and hide in the curtains. 'Please don't take a shower. Please don't take a shower.' He walks into the bathroom and starts to take shit. It took all of your mental abilities to not barf or scream. Then he walks over to go use the soap.
"Why the fuck isn't this soap working?" He takes the soap and throws it in the trash. Just then you lose your balance and slip. "SHIT." You accidentally yell. Then Levi pulls open the shower curtain and has a murderous look on your face. Oh boy are you in deep shit now.
"Why were you spying on me in the bathroom?" He glares.
"I DIDN'T WANT TO. SASHA, CONNIE AND EREN THEY MADE ME REPLACE THE SOAP AND HAND SANITIZER AND I AM SO FUCKING SORRY. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME. PLEASE."
~back to current time~
OK, So that was pretty bad. "This was your fault." You glare at your friends.
"Hey. I am not the one who said you had to watch the Corporal take a shit." Eren says.
"NEVER MENTION THAT AGAIN. If it wasn't for my crush on you we wouldn't be in this situation........."
"Crush??!?!??!?!" All three of them say at the same time.
"CRAP. I SAID THAT OUT LOUD. MY GOD I AM HAVING THE WORST OF DAYS."
"Well if it makes you feel better. I like you too." Eren says then kisses you.
"HEY BRATS! STOP SUCKING FACE AND GET BACK TO WORK." Connie does an impression of the Corporal.
"WHAT WAS THAT CADET?" The Corporal says walking by.
"NOTHING SIR."
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Eren x Reader: The Party.
"Ah isn't this exicting?!" Your best friend, Sasha exclaimed. "I mean! It's our gradutation party! All our classmates are gonna be there." She said excitedly.
Connie scoffed.
"Please you're only here for the food." He said joking. Sasha and you both laughed as you made your way to dining hall of the cadet training center.
"I wonder why they hosted the party here.." You said. Sasha handed you a brush which you gladly took. You brushed it through your (h/c) hair.
"Maybe they want to talk about if anyones gonna join the cadets." Connie said.
"I want to join! I want to save people from the titans." You said happily.
Connie and Sasha nodded.
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ErenxReader Jean Hating Twinsies Drabble
From the day you met Eren Jaegar, you knew one thing for sure. You two looked a lot alike. You didn’t love him at first sight, you didn’t think you were made for each other, you didn’t even think he was nice. No, it was that you were alike.
Not in your hair color or complexion or stuff, you were the same height, same shaped eyes, same mannerisms. Legit, you both got antsy around people you didn’t know, you ran your hands through your hair when you were frustrated, you didn’t like not understanding things, and you both were angered easily (Eren had more raw anger, but you both were set off easily).
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ErenXReader - Fighting Me
ErenXReader – Fighting Me
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Modern AU!
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“Get off my fucking back already!”
“Why? So you can just ignore me all day again?”
I scoffed rolling my eyes. All I wanted to do was sit down for a few minutes and breathe. Let the work and stress wash off me. This whole day I’ve been working my ass off. But I get home, and he was all up in my face again. He has been bugging me from the time I woke up until now, “Maybe I’ve been ignoring you for a fucking reason, Eren!” I snapped at him with fire lighting up in my eyes.
We didn’t fight often. We’ve been
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I think i got carried away on this one.......
I do not own Shingeki no Kyojin. Hajime Isayama does.
I do not own Shingeki no Kyojin. Hajime Isayama does.
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I want to make an internal screaming joke after the Levi took a crap