shiny-eve

(I didn't see too many so i decided to write one. Yes there is swearing) "God dammit, why did I have to get lost in this shitty ass cave?" You mumble to yourself. You were on your pokemon journey with your precious Torchic, Shroomish, and Ralts. You happen to be in Dewford town, about to get your second gym badge, but you had promised the head of Devon corporation that you would deliver a letter. You were told that the person would be in Granite cave. But as stupid as you were, you should have gone to the gym first to be able to use the hm flash. Torchic tried to light the way by using ember but it wasn't strong enough and soon after you be

(yes there is swearing). "I choose.......Almond Crush." It sounded like a good flavor and since it is called Almond Crush you might actually get your crush. You internally punch yourself for that bad pun. Despite that bad pun, you actually liked the flavor almond crush. There was just something unique about it that the other flavors didn't have. "Almond Crush? Okay! That is Bertholdt." Hanji smirks. You slightly blush because you had admired Bertholdt for a long time. Now Bertholdt wasn't slightly blushing, he was full on bathing in his own sweat and shaking. You see how uncomfortable he is and think maybe you shouldn't play with him. "Hey

Ah Christmas time, you hated the dreadful season it was filled with annoying traditions and happy people everywhere. Everyone being so peppy sorta just ticked you off. Your friend, Hanji was throwing a Christmas party and she forced you along. Oh how you knew it was gonna be filled with people you hate. Hanji was going off on all these wild stories, you decided to slip away and get something to drink. You were too focused on your thoughts you didn't see the shorty infront of you. "Watch where you are going dumb ass!" "Nah" you reply Hanji spots the two of you from literally a mile away and screams "MISSSSSSIIIIIILLLLLEEEEETOOOOEEEE" You

(yeah there is swearing and it sure has been a while since i updated this) "I choose.......Orange." Orange is a flavor that you have always loved. From orange scented things to orange flavored food, you couldn't possibly go wrong with that option? "Orange? Okay! That is Armin!" Hanji smirks. You feel all the heat rush to your face like someone poured gasoline on you then set you on fire. Armin had been your long time crush. He was just so sweet. He wasn't always trying to hit on you and wasn't obnoxious, unlike most the guys.  You look over at Armin and he was full on red. "While you guys are being awkward teens, I'll just refresh you on t

(a request i meant to finish way sooner. for !Forever---Free (https://www.deviantart.com/forever---free) ) It's the same exact man from the blizzard, what is he doing here? I have felt like someone has been following me since I left his house months ago but I am probably just being paranoid. This is just a mere coincidence. It has to be. I decide to go outside and confront him. "Um...excuse me sir....." He gives me the creepiest stare that makes my skin want to crawl. After a long pause I choose to change what I was going to say. "I would just like to welcome you to the neighborhood." I smile. I have a tendency to smile when I am uncomfortable. "Thanks" He mumbles. "I'm (Y/n)

(ye me avoiding other stories while i write this. yeah there is swearing. and i also guess this is an Au) You had always known that you were probably would never been good enough for him. He was the one who asked you out first though but you had always doubted yourself for the longest time. Of course you loved Levi and you were pretty sure he loved you. But then she came into your life. You saw the way he looked at her, the look in his eyes were filled with so much lust. After a while he started spending more and more time with her. Levi would convince you that they were nothing more than just good friends, that he liked spending time with.

(it's been a while since i wrote a crackfic and it seems like a lot of people have been liking the ones i wrote a while ago so here it is. yes swearing!) "ICELAND BBY, WHERE ARE YOU? WHY AREN'T YOU IN MY BED!?" You had been happily dating the sexy as hell country for almost a year now and you were quite the dildly do surprised when you woke up and he was gone. You heard some groaning noises, that sounded some what sexual. They sounded just like Iceland. Was he cheating on you? You immediately throw off your covers and sprint down stairs and follow the sound of the moaning. It led to the kitchen where you found a horrifying sight. It was Icel

"But Mrs. Teacherlady, I promise I will improve my grades. Please give me a chance." You were currently in trouble for failing so many math tests during the year. Mrs. Teacherlady could be nice at times but today she was in one of her cranky old lady moods. "(Y/n) you have said that the past three times. I'm going to have to have a student tutor you." "Who exactly is this student going to be?" You raise an eyebrow. "Sollux Captor." "What! Why him?! He is a total smart ass! I've heard rumors about him." "Language (y/n)" "I don't give a fuck!" "That's it! You have detention. Just give him a chance will you? You haven't even met him." "F

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(hey look im not dead, yes there is swearing) "I choose....Green Tea." Green tea is a great flavor and what is the worst that could happen with picking such a simple flavor. So you thought why not and just picked it. "Green tea, Okay! That is Corporal shorty." Hanji smirks and starts giggling in a very evil way. Your jaw drops to the ground and your skin gets pale. You turn around to see an angry Corporal. You were terrified of him, I mean sure he was attractive but still that didn't make up for the fact that his glare could make a full grown man piss. And then he would probably make the poor man clean up his own piss. "Hanji, Could I poss