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Bad pick up lines~Karkat X Reader

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shiny-eve

Published: Jun 15, 2014

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(yeah swearing.)

"STRIDER!" Karkat yells and runs over to Dave.

"What do you want?" Dave replies.

"Well, I NEED YOUR FUCKING HELP!"

"With what?"

"How would you get someone you are flushed with to go on a date with you?" Karkat starts blush.

"And why are you asking me? What do I have to do with this?"

"Well there are a lot of people who are flushed for you so I thought you could fucking help me out here."

"Fine. I may have something that will work." Dave smirks.

~timeskip~

Karkat sees you putting things in your locker and approaches you.

"Hey KK, what's up?" You smile.

"Erm..Well..." He pulls out a note card and starts to read off it.

"Are you horny or is it just me? WAIT! FUCK!"

"Uh....." You just continue to smile.

"Fuckass? More like fuck my ass. SHIT! NO.....uhhh..."

"You okay?" You give the troll an awkward look.

"I Just shit my pants.....Can I get yours? NO! I mean I didn't shit my pants, I just want your pants I mean FUCK!!!!!" Karkat started getting all flustered.

"Heh...Karkat did someone make you do this?" You chuckle.

"FUCKING STRIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Calm down dude, If you liked me all you had to do was tell me." Then you kiss, Karkat's cheek and vanish into the night.

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